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Monthly Usage

I really wish t-mobile would sell plans with fewer minutes.

Fuck Yeah
Sometimes, science can be mean...

This is the best comic ever and I want to share it with you all.

Oregon Trail

I fucking hate this game. They should have called it "Fuck You Trail" instead, because the only thing that ever happens in the game is the random number generator choosing disasters that make it impossible to win. This morning I thought I would try to beat the game with the farmer since the banker is way too easy, and I managed to have my wagon catch on fire before I had travelled even one mile.

Your wagon has caught on fire

I fucking hate this game.

Driving Test

There is an intersection that I find myself having trouble with every day, so I have made a quiz to see if I am the one who is mistaken here.

driving quiz

You are in lane X, obviously turning right. There is another car in lane Y signalling an intention to also turn right. You enter the intersection at the same time. Which lane do you turn into: A, B, or C?

If you chose A, I fucking hate you forever. Especially if you drive a PT Cruiser and talk on your cell phone and then make a bewildered gesture at the driver from lane Y who honked at you for nearly hitting him because of your misguided notion of how to follow lane lines.