For to be to make you smarter. For to be to get you dead.

Oregon Trail 2009-03-28

I fucking hate this game. They should have called it "Fuck You Trail" instead, because the only thing that ever happens in the game is the random number generator choosing disasters that make it impossible to win. This morning I thought I would try to beat the game with the farmer since the banker is way too easy, and I managed to have my wagon catch on fire before I had travelled even one mile.

your wagon has caught on fire

I fucking hate this game.